LUMI

The LUMI Standards

LUMI makes calm things for very small children. These are the rules every LUMI thing follows. Each one is checkable — most of them from your own browser.

The funny version lives in the handbook.

  1. No advertising, ever.

    Check it: View source. No ad scripts exist.

  2. No accounts, no sign-ins.

    Check it: There is nothing to sign into.

  3. No data collection inside the toy. The play screen makes zero network requests after it loads.

    Check it: Open devtools and watch the network panel while she plays.

  4. Works without internet.

    Check it: Turn off the Wi-Fi.

  5. Nothing moves unless the child acts. No autoplay, nothing solicits.

    Check it: Open the office and wait. Nothing happens.

  6. Stimulation only ramps down. Mashing harder makes it calmer, never louder.

    Check it: Hold ten keys for ten seconds.

  7. No scores, no streaks, no badges, no notifications. The toy never asks anyone to come back.

    Check it: There is no mechanism to find.

  8. Designed to be put down. Sessions dim toward a stopping point. The ending is part of the toy.

    Check it: Play for nine minutes.

  9. Sounds are recorded instruments at one gentle loudness. Never synthesized beeps.

    An honest note: the preview build you can play today runs a provisional sound pack that is synthesized — the exact thing this standard bans. Recorded instruments replace it before release, and this standard gates that release.

    Check it: Listen. If a sound reads as a beep, it does not ship.

  10. Plain-language everything. If a claim can't be checked, it doesn't get made.

    Check it: You just read nine of them.

Adopted 12 June 2026. Applies to: The Toddler Office. Future LUMI things inherit it on arrival.