Memo

To:

The IT department

From:

The Toddler Office

Re:

The office your colleague’s child runs

Filed:

12 June 2026

You have been forwarded this because a very small employee runs a pretend office in a browser, and someone would like you to confirm it is harmless. This page is the entire audit.

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  No advertising, ever.

  Check: View source. No ad scripts exist.

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  No accounts, no sign-ins.

  Check: There is nothing to sign into.

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  No data collection inside the toy. The play screen makes zero network requests after it loads.

  Check: Open devtools and watch the network panel.

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  Works without internet.

  Check: Turn off the Wi-Fi.

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  Nothing moves unless the child acts. No autoplay, nothing solicits.

  Check: Open it and wait.

The office: toddleroffice.com
The full standard sheet, with check methods: toddleroffice.com/standards/

Section 7 of our handbook covers data: we do not collect any. HR has confirmed this is intentional.

Filed by HR. No reply is necessary.

The Toddler Office — a LUMI toy